2 posts tagged “spam”
There are some really creative people employed by the spam industry. The good ones always remind me of Spamusement.com (Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!).
This week as I browsed spam blocked this week, I found a few gems that weren't too offensive and when taken out of context are pretty funny.
- Great things begin with your huge apparatus
- Get a kick out of a larger size
- You will not believe your eyes
- Gain in diameter and strength
- The circle is now complete
- It feels great to be huge
- Too long? That's what you'll be
- Bang her longer and harder with this
- The best ways to moan
- Be the subject of jealousy
- Don't be the little guy
- my pasta sauce recipe
- Enlarge your instrument
- Fill her up every night
- Satisfy Pamela Anderson
- Whip out your trump card
Sometimes I just want to click on ads for entertainment value. =)
I can just imagine the designer of this ad adjusting a slider bar back and forth animating the addition and subtraction of pounds from this poor girl (while her arms flap up and down) while asking the client what size to make the illustration in the ad. I wish I had time to animate this.
Do people still believe that there is any long-term way to lose weight other than though eating healthy and exercising?
Speaking of exercising, I just realized that I haven't gone for any long bike rides and I've only gone surfing twice since having a new girlfriend... and of course we eat when spending time together, so I'm starting to look more like the top illustration. =P
I can just imagine the designer of this ad adjusting a slider bar back and forth animating the addition and subtraction of pounds from this poor girl (while her arms flap up and down) while asking the client what size to make the illustration in the ad. I wish I had time to animate this.
Do people still believe that there is any long-term way to lose weight other than though eating healthy and exercising?
Speaking of exercising, I just realized that I haven't gone for any long bike rides and I've only gone surfing twice since having a new girlfriend... and of course we eat when spending time together, so I'm starting to look more like the top illustration. =P
