Dirty Old Man
Oyaji, a restaurant where the chef will buy you drinks, ice cream, hug you, kiss you, make you killer sushi, sucker punch your friends (literally), make jokes about taking it in the butt, being a machine gun in bed for the girls, buy you $120 (3 bottles) of sake, pelvic thrust to emphasize every point, and claim to be an equal opportunity bisexual.
Order a bunch of sushi and make sure you tell him which friend's "birthday" it is... guaranted great time.
Oyaji (Dirty Old Man) at 3123 Clement St. SF, CA
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